Sprinkle Cupcake Tongue Vibrator

I have put this cupcake down maybe twice. Ten modes is more than I will ever need and I got to my favourite in the first ten minutes. Whole thing took under three.

My sister sent me this for my birthday. Thirty-six and it is the first toy that ever worked for me. She has not stopped asking for updates and honestly she deserves them.

First timer here. It was everything I hoped for and more. I had it out of the box before my coat was off and I have not put it away since.

Past forty and I assumed this would be a novelty. It flicks harder than anything I have owned and does not leave me sore after. That is the surprise.

I had written off flicking toys as too fiddly. This starts gentle enough that I could build up to it instead of bracing for it. No learning curve at all.

You could use this during dinner at the in-laws, it is that unobtrusive. You will not want to, but you could. The flick is a wet little sound, not a buzz.

I could never get myself there alone. Ten minutes with this and I did, twice, and I was not even on a high setting. Slightly smug about it.

It lives on my nightstand with my candles and nobody has ever asked what it is. My eight-year-old picked it up and said it was a cake with a tongue.

Bought it for my wife. She describes it as the first one that does not feel like a power tool. I describe it as the first one she has asked for unprompted.

Post-menopausal and sensitive to most toys. The tip is soft enough to be kind and it does not leave me raw. Genuinely the first one that has lasted the night.

My first toy, and it keeps not disappointing. I cannot get past mode four but four is plenty, and the ten modes mean there is somewhere to go.

Skeptical, small hands that cramp, worried the shape would be awkward to hold. Zero issues. The ribbed base is basically a grip.

Gave one to my best friend for her fortieth and she cried laughing at the box, then cried properly the next night. She has ordered two since.

Ten modes sounds like a gimmick until you find the one. Mine is nine. Twenty seconds flat once I stopped scrolling through them.

I do not want to oversell it so I will just say the flick is strong and the top is shaped like something that knows where it goes. Best forty quid I ever spent.

Use it with the door unlocked, no problem. Flatmates have been awake and watching telly the whole time and nobody has said a word.

My partner found it in the drawer and assumed it was kitchen equipment. Two months later it is on the shelf and it is still the first thing anyone picks up.

Bought three. Bridesmaid boxes. One of them has since been replaced twice because everyone she showed it to wanted their own.

It came charged. They say a quick guide. I say I pressed the button. Only caveat is it arrived on about half a charge, so I had to wait an hour for a real go.

The flick is excellent but I needed to use it over a towel, it is a bit sloppy once you lube properly. Not a fault, just a heads up for a deeper mattress.

Second one. Lost the first one to a weekend away, ordered the same day. The wetness of the tip is the entire attraction and you will want a replacement.

We use it together and separately. The one button means neither of us has to fumble with a manual while, as he put it, the moment is happening.

Not whisper quiet but the sound is a soft flutter rather than a deep mechanical drone. My dog slept through it, and he is very nosey about sound.

Worked it out in two minutes, but I did press the button too often by accident at first. Ten modes flies past before you have landed on the one you want.

Bought it for a friend who had never tried anything. She has since bought two more for her sisters and texts me every week.

Brought it out as a joke and it stopped being a joke about ninety seconds in. Best small purchase we have made and the shelf disguise is not even needed.

I got there in four minutes flat on mode six and had to lie there until my legs came back. Recommend mode six, allow an hour, tell nobody.

I bought it as a novelty because it looks like a cupcake. It has completely replaced the toy I paid three times as much for.

Sent to my daughter. She phoned two days later laughing that her mother had ordered her the best gift she has ever had, and she has had three.

The tip is soft but it flicks like something with an engine. Two minutes in and the tips of my ears were pink. Best little thing I own.

It is small enough that we can use it at the same time as everything else, not instead of it. Ours, not just mine. That was the point.

Bought for the Secret Santa at work and then had to talk four colleagues through what a cupcake vibrator actually is. Worth the explaining.

First one, so a decent place to start: gentle low modes and a big soft click on the button. The top modes are a stretch for a beginner, mind.

I had been putting off buying something decent for years. This is the something decent. Good strong flick, and it looks like dessert so I stopped hiding it.

New to all of this and the cupcake took all the pressure off. It does not look clinical, so it was easier to actually keep it out and use it.

Loud enough that I would not use it in the next room from someone, quiet enough for the flat. Fine for a shared wall if the TV is on.

Five minutes on the lowest mode after a rubbish day and it does as much as a bath and half a bottle of wine. Stronger than expected on the top end too.

My partner gave it to me as a joke. It is no longer a joke, it is in the rotation, and it has outlasted the last two things that cost more.

Bought it on a whim because of the shape and I am glad I did. Easy to work out, not intimidating, and the cupcake means my flatmate thought it was decor.

Flicks well and the top is shaped right, but the ten modes drop off in intensity at the top and I wanted more than nine. Still the one I reach for.

Fifty-one. The soft tip is the reason it works for me, most of them are too firm and I end up tender. This one knows when to stop.

Ordered it as a birthday present to myself and had to stop juggling the parcels to open it. The unboxing is plain, exactly what they promise.

We have two now, one each, which tells you everything. Cheap enough that doubling up is not a drama. Ours is the pink one and it is missing constantly.

Sent it to my sister who was nursing a breakup. She says it has done more than the wine. High praise from her.

The tip does the work the shapes never do. Four minutes and done, and the fact that it looks ridiculous is a bonus rather than a drawback.

The flick is a bit audible on the top two modes, so it is not silent, whatever the description implies. Up to mode six it is fine for a flat share.

I was worried it would be too much and it was not. Start low, press up slowly, and it is genuinely kind. Two weeks in and it is in my handbag.

I am a strong-and-deep person and I did not expect much from a cupcake. Mode nine put me in my place. Strong, wet and properly made.

Bought one for us and one for her sister after a wine-fuelled conversation. Both households rate it. The magnet charger is the most satisfying bit.

Does what it says, but the button sits where my thumb naturally rests so I kept dropping a mode mid-flow. Charging works well and it is easy to rinse.

It is small but not weak. The tip flicks fast enough that I stopped checking for the settings and just let it. Best ten minutes of my evening.

Gift for the friend who has everything. She now has three of these and says it is the only one that does not feel like homework.

The buttercream overhang muffles most of it, which sounds daft but it genuinely does. The bottom mode is a bit too soft to feel, so start at three.

First toy in about ten years. The cupcake disguise is what sold me and the flick is what kept me. Nothing about it feels medical.